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fyeahygocardart:

Number 82: Heartlandraco

fyeahygocardart:

Number 82: Heartlandraco

Send me an OTP and I tell you…

monteithsmichele:

  • Who made the first move; 
  • Who said ‘I love you’ first; 
  • How often they fight; 
  • Whose big spoon/little spoon; 
  • What their nicknames are for each other; 
  • Whose the better cook; 
  • Their song; 
  • Who remembers their anniversaries; 
  • Their favorite thing to do together (besides sex); 
  • Who ‘wears the pants’ in the relationship; 
  • How they would get engaged;
  • What their wedding would be like;
  • How many kids they’ll have; 

slimydad:

*realizes Chris “leave Brittany alone guy” Crocker evolved 2 b extremely out of my league*

*thinks bout life a while*

ya but that’s the thing, he’ll always be the leave brittany alone guy

harlequinhatter:

charleyinstead:

something here is not right

Amy…

o awnuh,…………..

if onle theyre was soemome out therre whol oved u…………..

Anger Mode: Matronly

"man I’m so cool"

(2 minutes pass)

"man I’m so shitty"

Because a carrion angels knows that in each and every carcass you will find bits that are too tough to bite through, bits that leave a foul taste behind and soft, delicious bits that make it all worth the effort and time.

People are the same way. Sometimes too hardened and sometimes seeming too rotten. But the soft center is what really matters and most of the time it’s worth it to work through the rest in order to get to that person’s unique brand of sweetness.

…now I’m hungry…

Because a carrion angels knows that in each and every carcass you will find bits that are too tough to bite through, bits that leave a foul taste behind and soft, delicious bits that make it all worth the effort and time.

People are the same way. Sometimes too hardened and sometimes seeming too rotten. But the soft center is what really matters and most of the time it’s worth it to work through the rest in order to get to that person’s unique brand of sweetness.

…now I’m hungry…

Why am I literally always that Middle Friend between two people whom I love, but are decidedly non-compatible with each other for whatever reason?

This has happened to me so goddamn many times! What is this all about!? Is this my lot in life? To watch my friends fight? I guess it’s the consequence of being inherently kind and nonjudgmental.

(and no, I ain’t gonna be modest about it. it’s one of my best qualities.)

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

this entire argument has been a lead-up to this GIF

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

this entire argument has been a lead-up to this GIF

fetalpile
frog-and-toad-are-friends

literally if u two do not shut up I’m not talking to either of you tomorrow, or the next day